Emily Galati
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- Bio and Resume
- Things People Tweet at me
- Things I've Etch a Sketched
- @emilygalati
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Videos
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Bio and Resume
- Not your typical female comedian, Emily Galati does not dwell on the differences between men and women or any of the other cliche topics you have come to expect from female comics. Instead, she offers up intelligent and hilarious material, with impeccable timing and a charm rarely seen on the comedy stage. In 2013, Emily was chosen to represent Chicago in the "Best of the Midwest" Competition at Gilda's LaughFest. She has also been a semi-finalist in NBC's Stand Up for Diversity and finalist in the Bob and Tom Comedy Contest.
Emily performs regularly at the legendary Zanies Comedy Club in Chicago and has traveled all over the country to work with national acts such as Jeffery Ross, Gilbert Gottfried, Dwayne Perkins, Jimmy Dore, Jeff Richards, Kyle Kinane, and Matt Braunger. You can also catch her on your television set performing on shows like “The Comedy Thrift Store”, “Funny Sundaes” and Comcast OnDemand's Laugh Out Loud.
Emily was born and raised in Phoenix, Arizona where she enjoyed sunny days and swimming in December. She currently resides in Chicago, Illinois and misses her pool.AppearancesZanies Comedy ClubsAcme Comedy Co. (Headliner)
Cap City Comedy Club
Omaha Funnybone
Skyline Comedy ClubComedy Club on StateTempe Improv
Dr. GrinsCourtney's Comedy Club(Full list available upon request)
Gilda's LaughFest -- "Best of the Midwest Competition 2013"NACA Northern Plains Showcase -- 2013APCA Midwest Showcase -- 2012
NBC's Stand Up for Diversity -- Semi-FinalistBob and Tom Comedy Contest -- FinalistIowa Comedy Festival -- "Best of the Midwest"Funniest Person in Milwaukee -- Runner UpFILM & TELEVISION
Stein Home and Garden Fall CommercialLaugh Out Loud -- Comcast OnDemandThe Comedy Thrift StoreFunny SundaesArizona Boating SafetyYard YarnsTHEATERiO Improv Team memberComedySportz Chicago Rec LeagueJester'z ImprovTRAININGiO ChicagoSecond City Chicago & LAUCB LA
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Things People Tweet at me
- I'm not in the paper so here are some show reviews in 140 characters or less:" As a 27-year-old unmarried female w/o children w/ a useless major --@emilygalati was the most hilarious stand-up comedy show I've seen!" -@mynameisnotandy"Emily you're funny!" -anylaurie16"If u ever have a chance to see @emilygalati do her stand-up comedy...Do it! #YoullThankMe #AndHer" -@SaSyFace"I saw your set at the Comedy Club on State in Madison last Wednesday, I thought it was genius. I hope to see you up here more." -@AaronKloberdanz"Exactly. You are one smart woman." -@Walgreens"Got my laugh on at Cap City Comedy Club tonight. @emilygalati.... Hi-larious!!!" -@ErikGreen
"Saw @emilygalati tonight. Completely hilarious! Jokes that require knowledge of history, current affairs, and public education are the best!" - @tamzencohen
"Smart comedy is always funny! el oh el - Great show tonight!" -@Jurassic_Junkie
"U were hilarious last night! I'm a new fan!...loved ur material and timing! Great show!" -@Shellzs333
"IIf you're smart you'll follow a real comedians outside of twitter. Miss @emilygalati..." -@DelaBoots
"...and @emilygalati f*cking killed." -@jer_
"You are very funny! Thanks for the best explanation of the reason for the current fiscal mess..thanks to Ronnie. And thanks for making the celebration of my birthday fun!" -@RVnGrammy
"Follow this girl, she's really good." -@SteveWherry
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Things I've Etch a Sketched
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Tweets
- RT @ChUComedy: 2nite @ChUComedy: @MrChadBriggs, Mike & Duane, @CJVLR, Joe Canale, @thinktankcomedy @jeff_arcuri & @emilygalati! $5, 9:30, B…
- Gate 7: Flight to Chi THEN Phx at 9:40. Gate 8: Direct to Phx at 10. Thats just mean, @SouthwestAir...especially if those old people notice.
- Prefer "elaborate rants about the gov" over "pictures of your baby" as status updates. No one commenting pretends the rant wasn't a mistake.
- Starting a sentence with "Say..." is the polite way to tell someone "everything I said before this sentence was bullshit."
- Maid of honor comes with responsibilities. Gotta do things you don't always want to...like attend the wedding.
- Me: no one reads in phoenix, the university's online. Audience: uuugh, oooh, that's offensive.
- Me: "I went to work without make up... I got a raise." Audience: "oooo, uuugggh, boooo."
- Just set an all-time record for the most groans with the least offensive material. Me: "The Mex-Am War is over?" Audience: "ooh, uugh, boo"
- Last co-headlining show at Milwaukee's Comedy Cafe. 10:15. Come on out.
- ZERO sympathy-humor cards. Way to take the fun out of an entire genre, Hallmark.
- Hardest part of eating healthy is shutting up about it. #couldhavetweetedthisbefore #justgotanotherlecture
- I have no idea where I parked. Forgot to check that numbered sign...every gas pump has one.
- What? The spelling bee champion got Kimmel before me???
- If Lebron retires without a second championship, we will experience world peace. #GiveMeTheNobelPrizeNow
- Kid is wearing a pilot's hat and fireman boots. Smart. Kid already knows that, when he grows up, he'll have to work two jobs.Jun 06, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- RT @Comedy__Cafe: Our Double-Feature weekend with Mark Poolos & Emily Galati starts with tonight's 8pm show! Call 414-271-5653 for reserv…
